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Islam Teaches Peace

….except to radical jihadists!!

 

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I like my BBQ …

with NUCLEAR sauce…!!!

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African-Americans Moving Forward

….  Has black America really moved forward?

In the decade of never-ending celebration of Black history…what most people really don’t realize is how exactly the black race grew the American economy!

Examples:

In the 1960’s, blacks started moving into the white areas, they acted like jive-turkeys with their jiving around and the whites didn’t want to live around da hood , so they worked two jobs and sold their houses and moved away to the suburbs and built new houses and the forest and lumber industries grew. The hardware stores grew and millions of dollars surged into the economy building roads so the whites could get to and from work.

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Then the blacks started robbing and stealing because they were unqualified for jobs because they jived around at school instead of learning and the whites had to buy replacement stuff and the economy grew even stronger.

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Since the blacks were unemployed they started hanging around and drinking malt liquor and the malt liquor makers had to expand and add more workers so the economy grew stronger again. Then the drunken blacks started shooting people and the hospitals grew and new ones were built and more cops, nurses and doctors were required. People had to buy guard dogs and security alarm companies grew stronger. Pet stores then sprung up everywhere to sell stuff for the guard dogs.

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Then the blacks were thrown into jail and new jails had to be built and more guards were hired and the economy grew even stronger than before.

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Then the blacks went on welfare and the whites had to work harder to support them and the economy grew stronger.

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Then the blacks bought fancy cars and the auto industry grew and TV makers were thrilled and whites bought guns and ammunition to keep the blacks out of their stuff so gun manufacturing jobs grew.

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Yeppers, this was all fabricated by the LBJ administration “The Great Society” in 1964…. and now 50 years later.. I still have a dream!

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 I dream that all hyphenated-Americans will stop using the race card to become victims.

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 Stay in school…

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Learn how to read and write…

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Pull up their pants…

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and be productive in assimilating to America’s society.

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NEW Hope and Change Breakfast

Breakfast for America hating Socialist Tyrants and their low information voters!

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Building a new America one mouthful at a time.
Approved by Obamacare.
Available at all worldwide communist retailers.
Please Watch Must-See Video 
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We’re All Just Bumps In The Road

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“A bump in the road” … remember that calloused statement our undocumented usurper referred to as the Benghazi incident.

 (PTP will not reveal the author of this poem.)

  

THE BATTLING BOYS OF BENGHAZI

 

“We’re the battling Boys of Benghazi.

No fame, no glory, no paparazzi.

Just a fiery death in a blazing hell.

Defending our country we loved so well.

It wasn’t our job but we answered the call.

Fought to the Consulate and scaled the wall.

We pulled twenty Countrymen from the jaws of fate.

Led them to safety, and stood at the gate.

Just the two of us, and foes by the score.

But we stood fast to bar the door.

Three calls for reinforcement, but all were denied,

So we fought, and we fought, and we fought ’til we died.

We gave our all for our Uncle Sam,

But Barack Obama didn’t give a damn.

Just two dead seals who carried the load.”

 The poem was written by a MARINE CORPS Officer. (Semper fi)

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Shame on all Americans… for allowing this regime to compare Americas’ dead heroes being labeled as just bumps in the road.

This needs to reach every American… or shall we cower down and act like the lapdog media and give a pass to the most incompetent people Old Glory has ever seen?

These cowards literally sat there in the White House Situation Room and watched the Seal’s execution on live streaming video from a drone and did absolutely nothing about it. Then attempted to cover with blood smoked mirrors and documented lies.

The Obarry regime obviously won’t be held accountable because we apparently accept Hillary Clinton’s statement, “What difference does it make?”

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 Only in America~~~

 Overheard on an Illinois call-in program on WGN in Chicago. People were calling in all upset about the goat’s head sent to Cubs owner Tom Ricketts at Wrigley Field.

A patriot called in from Indiana and said, “Why are you all so upset cause someone sent a  goat’s head to Wrigley Field?…aren’t you the same guys that sent a horse’s ass to the White House?”

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Welcome to the 21st Century, Mr. Lincoln

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The definition of the word Conundrum is: something that is puzzling.

 Here are six conundrums of socialism in the United States of America:

 1. America is capitalist and greedy – yet half of the population is subsidized.

 2. Half of the population is subsidized – yet they think they are victims.

 3. They think they are victims – yet their representatives run the government.

 4. Their representatives run the government – yet the poor keep getting poorer.

 5. The poor keep getting poorer – yet they have things that people in other countries only dream about.

 6. They have things that people in other countries only dream about – yet they want America to be more like those other countries.

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These three, short sentences tell you a lot about the direction of current government and cultural environment:

 1) We are advised to not judge all Muslims by the actions of a few lunatics.

2) We are encouraged to judge gun owners by the actions of a few lunatics. (funny how that works.)

 3)  It seems we constantly hear about how Social Security is going to run out of money. How come we never hear about welfare or food stamps running out of money? What’s interesting is the first group “worked for” their money, but the second didn’t.

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My 2 cents….

Confusing America is an agenda. (Rules for Radicals; Saul Alinsky)

Now let’s look at Barry Soetoro…a.k.a. Barack Hussein Obama. A “mutt” by his own definition.

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It is no ordinary weakling who can turn a once-respected country into an international joke; reduce Congress to a gaggle of sniveling sycophants; turn the world’s finest medical system into a failed third-rate socialist nightmare with a stroke of his pen; shatter our Constitution without attempted recourse by the sons and daughters of frontiersmen and pioneers whose blood was used to write that inspired document and turn the people of our once United States into a herd of competing minorities; who like suckling pigs, are each afraid to lose his place on the government teat should he raise his voice to protest the ruin of our country.

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So don’t denigrate the non-entity ruler who has overcome his uncertain ancestry and ludicrous incompetence to do what no other king or dictator has been able to accomplish in our 237-year history.  He and the Socialist Democrats have destroyed America in less than 6 years!!

Abraham Lincoln so eloquently stated, America will never be destroyed from the outside. If we falter and lose our freedoms, it will be because we destroyed ourselves.”

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Welcome to the USA in the 21st Century, Mr Lincoln!

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Barry Meets or Exceeds Qualifications

according to Robert Copeland!! 

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 Police commissioner asked to quit over Soetoro slur:

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Wolfeboro Police Commissioner Robert Copeland listens Thursday May 15, 2014 in Wolfeboro, N.H. as town residents ask for his resignation after being overheard calling Barry Soetoro N-word at a restaurant. Political leaders in a predominantly white New Hampshire town have officially joined residents in demanding the resignation of a police commissioner who uttered a racial slur about Barry Soetoro.

Wolfeboro Town Manager immediately “knee-jerked” a post Friday on the town’s website calling on Copeland to resign calling his  comments as “appalling” and called on him to save the town further embarrassment. State and local officials say they’ve gotten complaints from the Barry minions about the comments, some of whom have threatened to cancel vacations to New Hampshire. The vice chairwoman of the town’s Board of Selectmen also pushed Copeland to step down.

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 More than 100 residents packed a Police Commission meeting Thursday to demand the resignation of Copeland, 82.A resident said she overheard Copeland use a slur a restaurant in March and wrote to the town manager. Copeland, in an email to her, acknowledged using the slur in referring to the president and said he will not apologize.

“I believe I did use the ‘N’ word in reference to the current occupant of the Whitehouse,” Copeland said in an email to his fellow police commissioners. “For this, I do not apologize – he meets and exceeds my criteria for such.”

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Officials say resignation is the only way to get Copeland out of office before his three-year term expires. New Hampshire has no recall provision for elected officials.

 FLASH: Where’s the First Amendment?

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Making Sense of Gun Control

 

Gun Control that makes sense.

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In 1865 a Democrat shot and killed Abraham Lincoln, President of the United States.

 

In 1881 a left wing radical Democrat shot James Garfield, President of the United States who later died from the wound.

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In 1963 a radical left wing socialist shot and killed John F. Kennedy, President of the United States.

 

In 1975 a left wing radical Democrat fired shots at Gerald Ford, President of the United States.

 

In 1983 a registered Democrat shot and wounded Ronald Reagan, President of the United States.

 

In 1984 James Hubert, a disgruntled Democrat, shot and killed 22 people in a McDonalds restaurant.

 

In 1986 Patrick Sherrill, a disgruntled Democrat, shot and killed 15 people in an Oklahoma post office.

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In 1990 James Pough, a disgruntled Democrat, shot and killed 10 people at a GMAC office.

 

In 1991 George Hennard, a disgruntled Democrat, shot and killed 23 people in a Luby’s cafeteria.

 

In 1995 James Daniel Simpson, a disgruntled Democrat, shot and killed 5 coworkers in a Texas laboratory.

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In 1999 Larry Asbrook, a disgruntled Democrat, shot and killed 8 people at a church service.

 

In 2001 a left wing radical Democrat fired shots at the White House in a failed attempt to kill George W. Bush, President of the US.

 

In 2003 Douglas Williams, a disgruntled Democrat, shot and killed 7 people at a Lockheed Martin plant.

 

In 2007 a registered Democrat named Seung – Hui Cho, shot and killed 32 people in Virginia Tech.

 

In 2010 a mentally ill registered Democrat named Jared Lee Loughner, shot Rep. Gabrielle Giffords and killed 6 others.

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In 2011 a registered Democrat named James Holmes, went into a movie theater and shot and killed 12 people.

 

In 2012 Andrew Engeldinger, a disgruntled Democrat, shot and killed 7 people in Minneapolis.

 

In 2013 a registered Democrat named Adam Lanza, shot and killed 26 people in a school.

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One could go on, but you get the point, even if the paid by liberal media does not.  Clearly, there is a problem with Democrats and guns.

Not one NRA member, Tea Party member, or Republican conservatives were involved in these shootings and murders.

 SOLUTION: It should be illegal for Democrats to own guns.

 This must explain why no attempt on Barry Soetoro!

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Two America’s

America Dos

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In early January 2014, Bob Lonsberry, a Rochester talk radio personality on WHAM 1180 AM, said this in response to Obama’s “income inequality speech”: Two Americas

The Democrats are right, there are two Americas.  The America that works, and the America that doesn’t. The America that contributes and the America that doesn’t. It’s not the haves and the have not’s, it’s the dos and the don’ts. Some people do their duty as Americans, obey the law, support themselves, contribute to society, and others don’t. That’s the divide in America.

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It’s not about income inequality, it’s about civic irresponsibility. It’s about a political party that preaches hatred, greed and victimization in order to win elective office. It’s about a political party that loves power more than it loves its country.  That’s not invective, that’s truth, and it’s about time someone said it. The politics of envy was on proud display a couple weeks ago when President Obama pledged the rest of his term to fighting “income inequality.”

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He noted that some people make more than other people, that some people have higher incomes than others, and he says that’s not just.  That is the rationale of thievery.  The other guy has it, you want it, OBarry will take it for you.  Vote communist Democrat.

That is the philosophy that produced Detroit.   It is the electoral philosophy that is destroying America. It conceals a fundamental deviation from American values and common sense because it ends up not benefiting the people who support it, but a betrayal. The Democrats have not empowered their followers, they have enslaved them in a culture of dependence and entitlement, of victim-hood and anger instead of ability and hope.

The usurped organizer’s premise – that you reduce income inequality by debasing the successful – seeks to deny the successful the consequences of their choices and spare the unsuccessful the consequences of their choices. Because, by and large, income variations in society is a result of different choices leading to different consequences.   Those who choose wisely and responsibility have a far greater likelihood of success, while those who choose foolishly and irresponsibly have a far greater likelihood of failure.

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Success and failure usually manifest themselves in personal and family income. You choose to drop out of high school or to skip college – and you are apt to have a different outcome than someone who gets a diploma and pushes on with purposeful education and/or employment.

You have your children out of wedlock and life is apt to take one course; you have them within a marriage and life is apt to take another course. Most often in life our destination is determined by the course we take.

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My doctor, for example, makes far more than I do.  There is significant income inequality between us.  Our lives have had an inequality of outcome, but, our lives also have had an in equality of effort.   While my doctor went to college and then devoted his young adulthood to medical school and residency, I got a job in a restaurant. He made a choice, I made a choice, and our choices led us to different outcomes.  His outcome pays a lot better than mine. Does that mean he cheated and OBarry needs to take away his wealth?  No, it means we are both free men in a free society where free choices lead to different outcomes. It is not inequality Barack Obama intends to take away, it is freedom.  The freedom to succeed, and the freedom to fail.

Two Americas, coming closer each day to proving the truth to Lincoln’s maxim that a house divided against itself cannot stand.

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There is no true option for success… if there is no true option for failure.

 

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GET OUT AND VOTE IN 2014!!!!

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Barry Triangulates With 3 Pointer

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Pardon the Parody, Staff Writers

April 1st, 2014, 8:33 PM

 

Conservatives are bouncing mad over what they called President Obama obsession with March madness, saying he’s ignoring more pressing global issues.  Shortly after he announced his picks for the 2014 NCAA championship on ESPN.

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 Wednesday, critics took to the blogs, airwaves and social networking sites to denounce the President.  White House spokesman Jay Carney defended the President after a reporter asked whether it was appropriate for the President to spend time making tournament picks.  “You people just don’t get it; it’s a black thing and its basketball.  Do you truly believe the President  thinks things happening thousands of miles away from him are more important than March Madness.”

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 Former Speaker of the House Newt Gingrich tweeted Thursday that America needs “a commander in chief not a spectator in chief,” insisting Obama was “hiding from his job behind NCAA picks.”  Carney dismissed the comment stating “He’s not hiding from his job, he writes his own job description and can do anything he wants, and he’s the President.”

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Republican National Committee Chairman Reince Priebus tweeted, “How can Barack Obama say he is leading when he puts his NCAA bracket over the budget & other pressing issues?”  Carney stated that the Presidents priority is watching all the games so he can set a new Guinness Book World Record to be put on the wall next to his Nobel Peace Prize.

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And Fox News ripped the President in an editorial on the Web titled “March Madness — Obama Fills Out NCAA Bracket But Is Missing In Action on World Affairs, Carney stated when the President was informed about the Fox New Headline he said, “Fox News is the one that’s missing in action, they haven’t even picked up on the “Where da gold at” story, now dat’s missin in action.”

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The President’s bookie said that if he’s right, he want have to worry about any of this stuff anyway, he said “Hell, he’ll probably go out and get him a new Cadillac and ride off into the wild blue yonder.  He’ll probably have $50 to $60 thousand dollars, that’s enough for him to retire for a year before he has to run for president again.”

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“There are crises all the time, and for every President,” Carney said. “And again, they happen halfway around the world, and it is severe, and it is important, and it is the focus of a great deal of the President’s attention, as are the events in the Middle East, as are the agenda items like Obamacare that will aid to grow the economy and increase jobs in America and make sure we out innovate, out build and out educate the competition in the 21st century, he spends at least 10 to 15 minutes a day on this stuff before he turns his attention to basketball and golf.”

He noted that the ESPN interview was very brief and the President asked viewers to donate to the Obamacare relief efforts.  “So, yes, I do think it was appropriate,” Carney said.

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BHO: The Lost, Last Interview

BHO: The Lost, Last Interview

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This reporter recently had a chat with President Obama. It was just a few days ago and things were swirling the social media in regards to the “Between the Ferns” with Zack LstNmUnPronownsable. We have all seen it—BHO ducking ridiculous questions by providing ridiculous answers. Our interview went like this:

It was a particularly cold 3:00 am when the President agreed to talk to me. We met outside the Secret Service Guard shack, just outside the Oval Office. BHO uses the spot to have a smoke (or a young Indian) now and then.

Me: Good morning MR President. That is a particular sexy piece of lingerie you are wearing. Did you accidently put on Mrs. Obama’s bathrobe on the way out the door?

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BHO: Nope, It’s mine. It was made for me by LaQuencia Krakstinkia. Some down and out hooker I gave a free cell phone. Michelle was particularly jealous of that one.

Me: What was she jealous about?

BHO: The free cell phone. Michelle’s always bitchin’ about something. She’s got thirteen cell phones each with someone to operate it for her. LaQuencia didn’t have to blow me to get hers, Michelle did. I think that is the problem.

Me: TMI Mr. President, TMI. Let me ask you about your signature legislation, The Affordable Care Act, more notably known as ObamaCare.

BHO:  Let’s keep it at The Affordable Care Act. I’m trying to distance myself from that dog turd.

Me: Why is that?

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BHO: Didn’t you hear me? It is a big steaming pile of dog crap. If you print that, you’ll never be able to see me again in this lovely nightgown. Now the flies are off their chain again!

Me: I’m glad we cleared that up. Let’s take the promises you made one by one and you can explain to the public why they are so different that what actually took place. Can we do that?

BHO: No.

Me: OK First statement. “If you like your plan, you can keep your plan.” Why are millions plans that people liked being cancelled left and right?

BHO: That was taken out of context.

Me: How so? You said the same thing a couple of hundred times in dozens of speeches and interviews.

BHO: I blame my handlers. Each and every time I said it, my handlers told me before I went on stage that I was addressing a convention of ‘Jenny Craig’ dieter/members and their ‘infomercials’. I had no idea otherwise. It wasn’t until October of 2013 did I realize anyone was actually paying attention. Come to find out, GW Bush had planted a mole in my teleprompter operating team. They we sabotaging me and my signature legislation and I didn’t even know.

Everyone can now plainly see that they can’t keep their current health insurance coverage and had they read the 20,000 page bill/law, they would have known that I must have been talking about something else when I said that.

Me: OK, that’s fair enough. How about “If you like your doctor, you can keep your doctor?”

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BHO: Yeah, I said that. What’s your point?

Me: Many doctors and hospitals are actually either quitting or closing up shop because of Obamacare.

BHO: The Affordable Care Act, you moron. What did I say about that? (As he uncrossed and crossed his legs like Sharon Stone)

Me: You’re right, I’m sorry. It is just that you and all of the proponents and opponents of this law have been calling it that for about 5 years–. If you uncross and cross your legs like that again Mr. President, I‘m afraid I might be needing treatment for restless leg syndrome or something more serious.

BHO: Sorry about that, I thought you were a player. Anyway, RLS isn’t covered under ACA, so I’d better be careful as to whom I flash. Don’t need any lawsuits.

Me: OK, next question: What about the family average saving of $2,500.00 per year? In more cases than not, the cost has as much as doubled. How did that happen?

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BHO: I guess you didn’t hear my last pitch. I meant to say (damned teleprompter terrorists) was in order to afford the Affordable Care Act, cell phone and cable TV subscriptions will have to be cancelled. Quite possibly you will have to get a second or third mortgage on your house, cut of your water if you are connected to a utility company, shut off your electricity, eat water flavored rice cakes and start growing and raising your own food and recycling your families’ urine and feces as fertilizer. If they had read the bill/law they would have known that as well.

Me: If everyone follows that logic, commercial farmers will close down, water, telephone, cable and electric companies will shut down, and no one will be able to afford to buy anything. Stores, manufacturers, restaurants, flea markets etc will close down, tens of millions more out of work, malnourished and homeless. What do you say about that?

BHO: Yep. What’s your point? They’ll all have health insurance. If you have your health, you have everything. Or so I have been told. If the semiliterate American’s had read the 20,000 page law they would have already known this.  They would not have been surprised.

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Me: So it is the American People who are to blame for your misdirection?

BHO: Yesiree Bob. I can’t blame GW Bush for everything. No one will take me seriously if I did that too often. I let my supporters do it for me.

Me: Someone once said that poor people have been voting for Democrats for 50 years and they’re still poor. How do you respond to that?

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BHO: Since it started 50 plus years ago, I would have to say that it isn’t the same poor people every time. Some of them are dead. What is the issue? Even I know you can’t legislate people in to prosperity. No telling what those poor people were thinking when they switched to the Democrat side of the isle and stayed loyal to the DNC. All I know is that it has kept me employed. If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it, I say.

Me: I guess there isn’t an issue then. What about the IRS scandal?

BHO: What about it? You saw the ‘package’ a bit ago. How do you think I get Lerner and Sibelius to drink the Kool Aid? Harry Reid follows along almost for the same reason. I just tease him with it, though. He’s too old for my taste.

Me: What about Bengazi? What happened?

BHO: Do you not watch the news? I got NBC, CBS and ABC to either stop reporting about it or have it spun so as to place the blame on Hillary Clinton.

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Me: Was it her fault?

BHO: Nope. All mine. For a time there, it looked like Hillary had some sort of brain tumor and she was checking out soon. Why not spin the blame on her? Now it looks like that bitch is going to live and possibly run for President. I’ve been looking for another ‘albatross’ to hang around her neck and it now looks like any Democrat looking to get elected, or re-elected, will have the ACA to drag them down. Not that I’m sorry. Those guys are idiots. Nary a one of them are smart enough to talk themselves in to a Community Organizer job like I did.

Me: You’re pretty tough on your fellow Democrats, why?

BHO: Other than Pelosi, Lerner and Sibelius, I don’t have a clue as to why they follow me around like a puppy, repeat everything I say like a parrot and protect me like I’m the Crown Jewels. That makes them dumb and unable to think on their own. This is good for me when I take the law in my own hands and they back me up, but bad for the country.

Me: Wouldn’t you want them to have the country’s best interest in heart, not just to kiss your ring?

BHO: Those guys can have the country’s best interest in heart after my term is up. I might have been the worst President ever, but I will always be known as the first black President. They’ll never be another first black President. My spot in history is cemented. I’ll be as famous and well liked as Herbert Hoover. And everyone knows… nothing sucks like a Hoover!

 

Me: In a statement attributed to Vladimir Putin, it was said that dealing with you is like playing chess with a pigeon. You run around the board, knock over all the pieces, shit on the board and strut around like you won the game. How do you respond to that?

BHO: You ought to see me do it in my Snoop Dog, pimp outfit. It is quite impressive.

Me: Well Mr. President, thank you for taking the time to speak with me this morning.

BHO: Easier to speak to you than to go back to bed and ride the bucking bronco known as Michelle Obama. Have you seen her ass?

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   In 2014…GET OUT AND VOTE!

GET OUT AND VOTE

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